yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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