On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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