We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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