You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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