How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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