That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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