2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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