So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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