Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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