can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
The beer is more important than you right now.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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