As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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