"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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