she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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