So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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