I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
420 ftw
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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