Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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