Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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