Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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