quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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