My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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