i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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