so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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