sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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