I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
