i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
