Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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