She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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