I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You took a bar mat shot.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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