They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
