So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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