i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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