I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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