She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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