Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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