is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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