around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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