it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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