white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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