Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Michael Bay diarrhea
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I enjoy the company of your penis
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