Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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