wanna go halves on a baby?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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