Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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