Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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