He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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