Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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