now i know why i became what i already was.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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