You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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