my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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