I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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