And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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