I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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