my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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