You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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