ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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