You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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