Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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