i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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